Leuke dingetjes en datjes

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake something that draws attention. Do it badly. When interrupted, apologize as loudly and apologetically as possible. Maybe start screaming I'm sorry for effect. (As in, I am SO sorry that my heart attack interrupted classes down the hall also taking exams! It's all my fault! Now they'll all fail! And will be forced to repeat the year! And won't be able to go to the collages they want! And won't get the job they want! And be forced to work at McDonalds the rest of their lives! I'm sorry! AHHH!)

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle. (For extra credit, do so down to letters ad punctuation)

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

Things to do in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Delina wrote:What to Do During an Exam

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

Deze vind ik echt het meest geniaal XD

Ik heb zon gevoel dat appelsien zich verveelde x'3
ik lolde wel xD

ImmixRikudou wrote:Ik heb zon gevoel dat appelsien zich verveelde x'3
ik lolde wel xD

Dat kwam omdat ik op een ff.net account van iemand aan het kijken was XD

Things I've learnt from Yu-Gi-Oh:

One: Violence is not the answer - The only way to solve problems is to play a children's card game that entails duel monsters violently slaughtering each other!

Two: Take short cuts through dark and dingy alleys in the middle of the night, if immediate family needs you by their hospital bedside! I mean, what are the chances of meeting shady characters somewhere along the line during a dueling tournament (when the gang is mostly tormented by evil characters)?

Three: That it is possible to jump a hundred feet into the air and land on the holograms (as seen in Yu-Gi-Oh the movie).

Four: Nothing can beat friendship! Nothing can beat friendship! Friendship is all they have! Friendship is what pulls you through all the hard times! Friendship...could not break the seal of Orichalcos!

Five: The Blue Eyes White Dragon card can be used in the same way as a ninja dart in the hands of an expert!

Six: It doesnt matter if your hot or not, looks don't matter in the Yu-Gi-Oh world (only friendship does), nobody ever really notices if you suddenly develope a growth spurt then shrink back to your usual size during duels, or if your voice changes...until you actually tell them.

Quick! Write down 12 randomly picked Yu-Gi-Oh characters!

1) Atem
2) Jaden
3) Yusei
4) Syrus
5) Aki
6) Alexis
7) Tea
Jack
9) Kaiba
10) Chazz
11) Crow
12) Joey

1) Have you ever written about ten/six?
nope XD

2) Do you think number five is hot? How hot?
Aki..... what would you think XD

3) What would happen if twelve and seven started going out?
Joey and Tea? in a friendly way yes :3

4) Is ten a major character?
He is the rival of the protaganist so yes

5) Do one and eight make a good couple?
Atem and Jack !!! it's some sort of Prideshipping so mabyXD

6) Two/six or two/ten
Jaden and Alexis or Jaden and Chazz XD both

7) What would happen if two walked in on eleven and five kissing?
He would be like ''O////O''

Would four/one make a good story?
Sure

9) Is there such thing as five/seven fluff?
Got no idea

10) Suggest a title for a four/two hurt/comfort short story?
The cheetos thief???

11) Do any of your friends write stories about two?
Not that i know o.o

12) Do any of your friends draw or write twelve?
Yes

13) Would any of your friends write a short story about two/seven/three?
Jaden/Tea/Yusei..... I don't think so XD

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?
.......

15) If you had a theme song for two, what might it be?
One card short

16) If you wrote a nine/three/one short story, what would the warning be?
Kaiba/Yusei/Atem....hmmm Rated R

17) What would be a good pick up line for four to use on three?
Deul my blue hair XD

18) 2 and 1 are in a happy relationship until 6 ran off with 3. After 10 dumps 9 for 11, 4 gets upset and retaliates by dating 7. Alone and broken-hearted, 6 travels in search for a friend. Finally, 6 meets 8 and 1. The three loners meet 2, who tells each of them to look for love. 5 finds 3, 1 gets 8, but now 2 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 4 and 12

Jaden and Atem are in a happy relationship until Alexis ran off with Yusei. After Chazz dumps Kaiba for Crow, Syrus gets upset and retaliates by dating Tea. Alone and broken-hearted, Alexis travels in search for a friend. Finally, Alexis meets Jack and Atem. The three loners meet Jaden, who tells each of them to look for love. Aki finds Yusei, Atem gets Jack, but now Jaden is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Syrus and Joey

19) What would be a good title for this?
A really mixed up dream XD

20) What would the genre(s) be?
Adventure/Romance/Hurt/Comfort

21) The end! by the way, I set you up on a date with 8!
Jack??? I would be chased by Carly,Mikage and that waiter girl